nelli goes RAWR!

Drugs At School

2009-05-21T17:52:00.003+12:00

Righty-OHHH

Yesterday at school the Police drug dogs turned up, and you know, do what the drug dogs do, and got some people for Weed (like that isnt normal -_-")

Anyways, the amazing thing was, that they caught a junior (yr10) doing Meth! at school! what a dickhead! he was smoking it where everyone could see him!

I didnt think my school was stupid, but that little act of insanity just confirmed it.. UGHH ITS SOOOO like NOT COOL!

Ok so after the whole Meth thing, came after school, and after school came waiting for the bus. And when we wait for the bus normally loads of people walk past. But yesterday, it was like a desert, there was no one at all! So i asked "Is it just me, or is has no one walked past us..?"

Everyone confirmed my suspicions, when a few minutes later we saw this huge mob of people suddenly appear from Alpha street, all of them running on the road like knobs. And then the mob ended up by the bus peoples (thats us :D) and they started fighting. App there was about 11 fights that afternoon..

Its soo stupid!

OK well a good thing that happened yesterday was that i got Nahrin to take an awesome picture of me :D

Ohh and im watching the news and i cant help but laugh at the people Who got 10 million put into there account. Lucky bastards!

2009-05-18T17:27:00.003+12:00

Omg! my blog is working now! yay!!

Ok so before i went to go and type something in (this was last week) and it kept coming up as Indian language! i was all like WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!

But its allll fixed now! yayness!

Chelsea and Amanda have left school.. its so sad without them there.. its so different! lmao

But i guess we can still see them out of school right..?

Hannibal Rising

2009-04-25T14:31:00.004+12:00

okay! so ive just spent the last week in the south island. and DAMN was it cold! so anywayss, getting back to the subject, i watched a movie called silence of the lambs

It was a pretty awesome movie! and then got out the prequal to it that came out in 2007. and its called Hannibal Rising.

ANd its a frekkin awesome movie! if you like blood and guts and stuff. But omg.. the guy that plays Hannibal.. he is soooooo my new dream guy LMAO

Gaspard Ulliel

isnt he BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! HAHA! (: x

Kate, Sunny, Dynelle

2009-04-17T18:20:00.003+12:00

My awesomenistic epic conversation with kate :) about sunny haha

Kate ^-^! says:
Yea well your just jealous I didnt invite you to the wedding!
- dynelleMERCER says:
well i WAS SUPPOSED to be the FLOWER GIRL!
Kate ^-^! says:
lol you were supposed to be the best man!!
- dynelleMERCER says:
yeah well im sorry i had a sex change!
Kate ^-^! says:
and you didnt even tell me? Fah man now I know why Sunny didnt want you to come!
- dynelleMERCER says:
its not my fault he wasnt the GUY i thought he was!
Kate ^-^! says:
No it is your fault
! Why do you walways have to put the blame on someone else??/
- dynelleMERCER says:
i cant help it when he has a 3 inch dick! i have to put the blame on someone!
Kate ^-^! says:
how do you know my husband has a three inch dick?? HAS he been cheating on me???
- dynelleMERCER says:
yes he was like all night long!
Kate ^-^! says:
*sniffs* how could you two do this to me???
- dynelleMERCER says:
i told you already i thought he was that guy

it was dark i couldnt see
Kate ^-^! says:
But hes so white he glows in the dark
liar
- dynelleMERCER says:
well on that day he just happened to have got into my fake tan collection
so yeahh
Kate ^-^! says:
i dont believe you
- dynelleMERCER says:
you never beleive me! thats why we broke up in the first place!!
Kate ^-^! says:
But but but... ok Ive come to a conclusion
Sunny is a manwhore
whooo toke advantage of both of ius!
*took
- dynelleMERCER says:
omg i agree! fukn pussnuts!
Kate ^-^! says:
yes!! lol we should smash him !!
no
we should pay be black scary people to smash him!
*big
- dynelleMERCER says:
omg yes! ones in tuutuus!
Kate ^-^! says:
yes!!! and feather dusters!

hahahah epicness yes?

OHHHH and im off to the south island on sunday, its gunna be frekkin cold there.. damnit hahaha

owells...

PEACE

(: x

Killer Beeeeeeez

2009-04-05T13:03:00.005+12:00

Okay so yesterday i got sting by a wasp! >>>>>

It didnt actually look like that... but you know.. Close enough!

it was the first time i actually remeber getting stung by a wasp. So really its my frist time getting stung. AND I HATE IT! Its funny because over the past couple of days ive been really paranoid about wasp and bees and stuff, then suddenly i get stung by one. COINCIDENCE!?! I THINK NOT!

woop and do you lilke me new photoshop picture? i had fun creating it! woop! hahhaa man im so bored.. fail.. :)

EPIC.. fail (: x

Just for you JINNY!

2009-03-30T18:35:00.003+13:00

Righty oh jin!

You wanted me to update my blog, so i shall! Ohhh.. this is jin btw hahah sexyness picture yes? YES!

OOOHHHKAYY!

Well i finally got my hugz from charles today! (AFTER SO FREKKIN LONG OF WAITING!)

ANDD

we got to paint the chairs and stool things in the barn today! it was fun! coz after we got lollipops! WOO HOO!

The joys of the environmental commity! its soooo awesome not having to go to claases and stuff!

well thats all i feel like saying today

(: x

ARGH AMANDA!

2009-03-27T20:22:00.004+13:00

Like.. omg.. this girl knows my secret! FARK! does that look like a face i can trust! or does it say "IMA TELL THE WORLD THAT YOU HAVE AIDS"
Hahaha but i trust her with my secret. as long as she doesnt go and tell that certain person about my secret.. wow.. if she did i would have to go all jackie chan on her arse..
Buts i love her.. MY WIFE! MWAHH!

Mondays.. So poo!

2009-03-23T18:49:00.002+13:00

Today was poo, hardly anyone was at school! and thats because they were all on a BIO trip! Shame on you neha for eating that sausage! your suppost to be a vegeterian! >.<

But other than that i had a pretty cool day.. LOL im still sick! andddd.. my design teacher was not having a good day today. (Period maybe!?!?!?!?!?) but yeah..!

Ilada is our slave tommorow! YAYNESS!!
Israel Didnt feed me T_T
Neither did Cullen! T^T
But jessie did! Thats why she is awesome! ^O^

Muahaha Sexy Stubies Caleb XD

Slave contract

2009-03-20T18:59:00.002+13:00

Well wasnt today fun! haha!
Me, Kate and Ilada were bored in maths and decided to make this contrac thing that if we swore or hit someone, we would be the others slave.
Soooooo.. It all started at about 9.30am, and the words we couldnt say were [shit, cunt,fag,bullshit,whore,hoe,slut,fuck,fucker,dick,cock] i think thats it? lol
ANYWAYS
ilada made the first mistake, she swore first! haha so a little tick went under her name. And by interval kate had sworn twice, and ilada had sworn tiwce, and me NOTHING!
WOOP
Then came lunch time, and i (being the good person that i am) admitted that i had sworn, so then a little tick went under my name.
We then figured out that we could hug ilada, because when we always go to hug her, she hits us. And because of the contract, she couldnt hit us! so we enjoyed hugging her all day!
Ahh and then i ruined it. I said to ilada pointing at the three thai boys "Look your boyfriends!"
Thats when she cracked.. she decided that she didnt care if she was our slave and she started to hit and choke us (In a friendly way of course) LMAO
soo!
On tuesday me and Kate have our own little asian Slave!
WOO HOO US!

My Pussy

2009-03-19T18:45:00.003+13:00

I think this picture is sooo cute! like omg.. its so adorable! And yes who does throw cheese your asking? well i know. Someone that goes to my school. Lives in auckland, and well.. goes to the same school as me. (oh and is Co-creator of McGOH) KATE WORBOYS!

I may not have caught her in the act, but i know, behind closed doors, and behind shower curtains.. shes throwing cheese at some poor old person thats trying to take their imaginary friend for a walk. Shame on you kate.. SHAME ON YOU!

And i know, i cant exactly blame her for throwing cheese if i have no witnesses.. but isnt my theory good enough?

Theory Of Avarice:

Kate Worboys

Has a Gap

Too intelligent for her own good

Pretends to be funny (when really she isnt)

Likes raping girls o_O

tends to listen to 80's music

Tries to be Enviromentally friendly

Pretends to be a writer

has a cat called gonads

Born in december

calls her white friends niggers

Throws cheese at old people walking their imaginary friends

Nuff said ^^

OHSHC

2009-03-16T18:42:00.004+13:00

Ouran High School Host Club

Alrighhtt! This anime is soo cool! it has 26 episodes, and its about this girl (who looks like a guy) breaks this special vase that is important to some stuck up snobby rich guys. She has to join the club to earn back the money to buy a new vase. So She is a boy for most the anime LMAO
But still its frekkin awesome
anddddd!
It has soooo much gay sexual refrences in it! hahah thats what i love!
LOOOOL

Pieter

Ughhh what a KNOB!
like honestly.. he thinks hes all that.
UGHH i feel so bad! Man.. Hes lydias Brother.. and i shouldnt be saying these things about him, but she knows how much he pisses us off!
Sorry lydia!
He can be cool sometimes, but then he can also be a try hard, wannabe, Fuck wit! LOOOL

When old men try to get frisky.. cough Sunny cough

2009-03-15T19:37:00.004+13:00

Sorry if you is offended Sunny.. but this has to come out.. I cant keep it hidden..

*Cue dramatic music*

Today my purity was violated... I was told to explore my innerself.. by someone i thought was my friend. I was just trying to be friendly.. and i wanted to know more about him.. we were getting along fine untill he started including sexual refrences into his sentences. I tried to ignore them.. i really tried.. but he just wouldnt leave those stupid sexual refrences behind! So then i just decided to join in.. what was the harm? i was freaked out enough as it was.. and he was getting more frisky every time i said something.. i suppose i was like.. the drug and he was the addict..? I was scared, i admit that.. but then he sent me a photo.. It was of his..well.. im not sure what it was.. i couldnt see it. I think it was his penis? or was it his little finger..?

*Uncue dramatic music*

Muahahah! Sunny is awesome! this is not real ok!?! or is it..?!?!?!

Jin and his awesome Creativity!

2009-03-15T18:59:00.005+13:00

Ok, well yesterday i was talking to jin, andddd he was bored, so was i. Soo he decided to make this picture thing for me! its pretty awesome considering it was just based on things i said! hahaha i found it so entertaining, AND YOU SAY YOUR NOT ARTISTCI JIN! LIES!

anyhoots.. TILL ANOTHER DAY COMES!.. and whatever is suppost to come after that ^^

2009-03-15T18:35:00.000+13:00

Yeah well.. Im cool, and!

Me and my cousin were soo hungry, and she would like.. go all scary maori on me if she saw this, but owell! i can delete laterzz =]